Eclipse (Blargh!!!)

No IMDB veio esta crítica ao novo capítulo da inenarrável saga Twilight, desta feita de nome "Eclipse". Fiquei maravilhado, pelo que a reproduzo aqui.

«Trash, 9 July 2010

Author: missionbegins2011


i went to see this piece of crap (why?????) on behest of my girlfriend (felt like dumping her after coming out), honestly i thought i would never survive this movie (glad to be alive), when i was made to see new moon i thought a movie cant be trashier then this (cant believe it made 700m$ worldwide) but i was wrong eclipse has surpassed it all (looking at the current box office no wonder this will come close to that mark too !!!!!,so sad) no story , poor CGI , pathetic acting by pattinson (only convincing thing about him is he actually looks like a vampire, and he literally sucked my blood too through the movie), kristen stewart is reallllly dumb, and irony is i saw this just after i had unbelievably great time watching good ol' cruise doing his mission impossible kinda act in knight and day , i had such a bad hangover of eclipse that i had to take headache pills (this actually happened) , i'll go and catch up knight and day again this weekend (that might help me to get my mind off this disaster) and will pray to god that give my girlfriend some brains (i am never watching any movie starring pattinson or stewart again) and make this world a better place (by giving people the ability to see the reality that twilight sucks) i cant believe why even i am giving 1 star to this crap, may be because there is no option lower then this

my advice to those who r reading this review, take this very seriously and save your money ,energy and precious time by avoiding this trash»

Delicioso, não é?